Monday, October 30, 2006

Vincent's Story - 無聊道 || Idiot Affairs -

無聊道
Idiot Affairs

Episode 002
Proving Ground

After a few months, Kelly has graduated from the Tasty Chain Training Academy. He got a Tasty Certified Cooking Associate or simply known as TCCA. He also won the Top Student award for his intake. Currently, he is assigned in Klang Famous Chicken or KFC. All new graduate will begin their work as a crew. They will slowly rise to the position of chefs.

KITCHEN AREA IN KFC. Kelly is seen assisting a chef. He wore a yellowish t-shirt and pants. There is a KFC logo on his shoulder.

CHEF: Pass me the diced potato.

KELLY: Here. (He passes the bowl of diced potato to him.)

CHEF: (Looking at the diced potato) Good job, the potato seems to be diced nicely. (He pours it into the wok.) I remember your report says that you cut your middle finger when you were dicing the potato.

KELLY: …=_=”

Scene cut to a restaurant. It was lunch time and a lot of people is dining there. Joey is seen helping the hawker to prepare the wan tan mee.

HAWKER: Joey, quick, take this two plate to that table (pointing at the table sat by 2 girls.)

JOEY: The leng lui over there?

HAWKER: Duh…faster la, still a lot of orders here.

(Joey took the two wan tan mee to the girls.)

MADEMOISELLE: So long also haven’t come yet my wan tan mee.

CARINA: Ya lor.

MADEMOISELLE: I think this leng jai is bringing the food to us.

JOEY: Hot water, hot water

(The girls move a side for Joey to put down the plate.)

MADEMOISELLE: Wah, very long la. Almost wanna leave jor.

JOEY: Sorry ar leng lui. It will be 7 buxx.

(One of the girls hand Joey the exact amount. Joey took the money and examine it. The girls felt disturb with his attitude.)

CARINA: Why are you looking at the money like that? Is there anything wrong with it?

JOEY: Well, there is something missing on your banknote…

CARINA: (A little surprised.) What is wrong with it? Don’t tell me it is a fake note?

MADEMOISELLE: Impossible! She just drew the money out from the bank!!(Surprised.)

JOEY: Nonono, listen carefully. The banknote has everything…Except your name and phone number… May I have it?

(The girls look at each other and gave a smile.)

HAWKER: Joey!! FAI LAN TI LA TIU!!

JOEY: (Give his boss a palm signal.) Okokok, Lei la. Sorry, girls, I will come back to collect the missing detail later. (He put a pen and a paper on the table.). Enjoy your meal. (Quickly run back to his stall.)

Time flies. The scene now cut to an interview room in Tasty Chain branch. Kelly is preparing for his interview where he will be evaluate for promotion. He is sitting on a chair facing with three interviewer.

INTERVIEWER AH HAWK: A chef should possesses extraordinary skills and creativity. Mr. Kelly, can you tell the promotion as do why you deserve to be promoted?

KELLY: Of course. In the academy, I was awarded with a Top Student recognition. I also have several recommendation feedback from the chefs I have work with. I am confident that I will be able to deliver quality, service, cleanliness, and excellent as required in my profession. (Extremely confident look.)

Kelly was given a 3 month probation period as a chefs. He is now assigned on a station with a chef apprenticing him. Kelly displayed wonderful skills and performed well. He is now preparing a roast chicken. He grab a knife and begin to cut the chicken into pieces. The way he removed the bone was marvelous. The chef who is accessing him was impressed with his skills.

(Scene cut to Kelly’s bedroom. He is seen talking on the phone.)

KELLY: I am now a probation chef. I think when my probation period is over, I am definitely become a chef in KFC.

MARCUS: That was quick. Soon you will be the executive chef. Might as well you work solely in Tasty Chain la (sound very sarcastic.)

KELLY: Tiu nei, you are the one who asked me to infiltrate Tasty Chain. Fxxking hell.

MARCUS: You are paid ok…I pay you. You have two side income because of me.

KELLY: Hai la hai la. Anyway, can you teach me other method for preparing the kung po chicken?

MARCUS: I have thought you enough to advance yourself to the chef level. You must learn those thing yourself. I will help you when you are stuck.

KELLY: Yada yada yada…

Kelly passes his probation. TASTY CHAIN HALL. A lot of undergraduate chef is here for their graduation ceremony as a junior chef. Kelly is shown wearing his gown on the stage. The vice-chancellor gave him a certificate and Kelly salutes him.

Scene cut to a WAN TAN MEE STALL. Joey is now a full fledge wan tan mee hawker. The owner of the stall is a man named Marcus. He is the boss and the General Chef for the Tai Long restaurant. He own a lot of restaurant and stalls in the Klang Valley area. He is one of the rivals of the expanding Tasty Chain Corporation. Currently, Marcus is one of the competitor who is able to compete with Tasty Chain.

JOEY: Eason!! Take this 4 plate to table 10. Then this wan tan soup to table 7.

EASON: Ok.

(Suddenly, a group of MPPJ officer came in.)

EASON: Encik, you mau makan apa?

MPPJ OFFICER: Kita dari MPPJ, kamu punya gerai disyaki tidak mematuhi peraturan kebersihan. Ikut kami ke balai!! (He cuffed Eason hand.)

EASON: Apa ni Encik???(He is very shock in his life.)

Joey and Eason were cuffed and were taken to MPPJ headquarter. The stall was temporary closed for hygiene inspection. But the business quickly resume and both of them were released after Marcus bribe them.

(Scene cut to Joey bedroom. He is seen talking on the phone.)

JOEY: I can’t take it anymore Stephen. When I go home, my relative keep gossip about me being expel by the academy and working in a wan tan mee stall. When I am working, a group of MPPJ came and cuffed me to headquarter.

STEPHEN: But I heard you were wooing girls in your restaurant and done some “filtering” on the cashier well.

JOEY: (Thinking by himself.) How the hell he knows? (Talk to Stephen.) Tiu nei la. You think I am what? Really hawker ar? You think very easy ar working like this? You come and do yourself la…

(Joey hung up in frustration. He lie down on the bed. He is thinking what will happen in the future if he continues to be like this…

TO BE CONTINUE…

Executive Producer
Vincent J. Tan

Cast

Kevin C. as KELLY
Vincent T. as
JOEY
Steven W. as
STEPHEN
Michael L. as
MARCUS
Eddy W. as EASON

Guest Cast

Carina as Herself
Lee Huii T. as MADEMOISELLE
Ah Hawk as INTERVIEWER AH HAWK
Male Extra as CHEF
Male Extra as HAWKER


Director
Vincent J. Tan

Story
Vincent J. Tan

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Vincent's Story - 無聊道 || Idiot Affairs -

無聊道
Idiot Affairs

Episode 001
Point of No Return

Year 2002...

BUDDHIST TEMPLE. View of temple, a few Lo Hon statues, a Buddha figure, and etc. You can hear the bell ringing within the temple.

Cut to Marcus, a man around his late 20s, worshipping the Buddha figure. After that, he turns around and a group of young teens is standing behind him, forming a horizontal line.

MARCUS: My life, as foretold by the fortune teller, a victor. Still, I don’t think one can remain a champion without continuing the hard work. So, I believe that you yourself decide your fate, and ultimately, your destiny.

(One of the teens, called Kelly, looking among his peers. HE felt anxious.)

MARCUS: Among my MEN'S, you are the one who just joined my restaurant chain a few weeks ago. You guys are the one who I deemed worthy for the job which I am going to offer you. On this moment, the path to your greatest destiny will begin.

(Marcus took the trays with several cups of tea and serve to the young teens. Marcus took a cup for himself. )

MARCUS: I wish all of you best of luck.

(Marcus drank the tea, while others follow.)

KELLY: (Thinking to himself.) I was planning to work in Tai Loong Restaurant, but the boss sends me to work in Tasty Chain as a mole. He thinks he is doing Infernal Affairs meh…but nevermind as long as he pays me.

Cut to...

TASTY CHAIN TRAINING ACADEMY. Kelly is sitting in the classroom. There were around 30 students. A teacher is showing them about kitchen utensils.

KELLY: (Thinking to himself.) I come to Tai Loong Restaurant to work because I hate attending school, now I am in a classroom…=_=”…

Cut to...

THE KITCHEN AREA. Kelly is seen cutting some potato. Then suddenly he cut his finger.

KELLY: Ah!! Tiu!! Fxxking hell… (He holds his bleeding middle finger.)

Cut to...

CLASSROOM. Kelly is attending a class about hygiene. He is sleeping on the table. The teacher took the duster and threw it at Kelly. It hit his head.

KELLY: (Woke up.) What the fxxk? Who play play here!!?

TEACHER: Me.

KELLY: (He silence.)

Cut to...

HEADMASTER OFFICE. Robert, the Academy Headmaster is sitting behind his desk with his friend, Stephen the KSC Northern Region Manager sitting at the side of the desk. A young teen by the name Joey, a student of the Tasty Chain Training Academy is standing infront of them. Both of them are interviewing Joey.

ROBERT: When you came in 10 minutes ago, what kind of dishes I was having for my lunch?

JOEY: You were having 3 cheeseburger, 2 Hawaiian pizzas, 5 large French fries, 10 boxes of 6 nuggets, 3 plates…

ROBERT: Okok, enough. Did I ate that much??

JOEY: Yes you did.

(Stephen burst into laughter. He begins to question Joey.)

STEPHEN: What do you think of me?

JOEY: You are the suckedker who always make fun of people and interested in MILF and likes to spoof Stephen Chow and Steven Spielberg and talk nonsense and…

STEPHEN: Fxxk you!! You can get lost now!!

ROBERT: (Gave a silly laugh.) Haha, you may leave now Joey.

JOEY: Yes sir.

(Joey walks out from the office.)

ROBERT: Your sister phone number, pls.

(Robert hand his mobile phone to Stephen.)

STEPHEN: (Gave Robert a middle finger.) Nah!!

ROBERT: I told you, he is straight forward and never cares about their feelings. You lost your bet now, I want to claim my reward. (Robert gave a smile.)

STEPHEN: I give you Gheta phone number, you want?

ROBERT: Okok, cut the crap. I think he is the best candidate to be a mole.

(Stephen folds his arms and nods his head, expressing the agreement.)

Cut to...

ACADEMY FRONTGATE ENTRANCE. Joey is seen walking out from the academy with his rucksack. He is not wearing his academy uniform. Behind him is a group of trainee assembling. The teacher is briefing the trainees.

TEACHER: As a trainee in the academy, you are expected to follow the academy’s rules and regulation. Anyone who broke the rules will be expelled like him (pointing at Joey who is walking out from the academy.). Who wanted to trade your place with him?

(Joey look back, watching the group of trainee, and continue walking out. The guard closed the gate. Kelly was among the trainee in the assembly.)

KELLY: I wish I could trade with him…

Cut to...

SS2 MURNI, 1am. Stephen and Robert is having a secret meeting with Joey.

ROBERT: I am sorry to put you into this situation. But we have no choice.

STEPHEN: You were the best and very suited for this tasks.

JOEY: I can’t believe I've accepted this job. You two suckedker make sure that I am handsomely paid.

STEPHEN: Handsome, handsome, sure handsome one…

ROBERT: Alright. Listen Joey. Your record in the academy will be completely erase from the database. Your identity will only be known by me and Stephen. You are assign to be a mole to infiltrate other restaurant or mamaks to steal their secret recipe. Do you understand?

JOEY: … Do you need me to steal Edgar recipe now?

STEPHEN: You are not assigned to any targets yet. Wait for further orders.

JOEY: Ok…You pay for me ok. I ciao first.

(Joey leave the place. Stephen wave his hand to Edgar and signal him that he want to pay the bill.)

EDGAR: Semua sekali?

STEPHEN: Bukan, bukan. Asing-asing. Ini, ini, dan ini dia punya. Lain-lain gua punya.

EDGAR: Ok. (Mumbling.) Empat, tiga setengah, erm... dua. You sembilan setengah. (Telling to Robert.)

ROBERT: Ok. (Pull out his wallet and pays him.)

EDGAR: Ok. You punya. (Mumbling.) Empat, Dua, Tujuh, Lima, Tiga Setengah, Dua Belas, errmm. Dua puluh setengah.

STEPHEN: Dua puluh setengah? What the hell, how much did Joey ate? Boss, ini macam berapa (pointing at one of the plate.)

EDGAR: Tadi itu Fung Shui lou ada tarpau itu dua Lou Shu Fan Special. Dia cakap kamu olang bayar.

STEPHEN: Tiu…


TO BE CONTINUE...


Executive Producer
Vincent J. Tan

Cast

Kevin C. as KELLY
Vincent T. as
JOEY
Steven W. as
STEPHEN
Michael L. as
MARCUS

Guest Cast

Richard L. as
ROBERT
Edgar as
Himself

Director
Vincent J. Tan

Story
Vincent J. Tan




Monday, October 23, 2006

The Lone Skylinez – Season 3 – Episode 003: The Beginning of MSc Life

It has been quite sometime I didn’t update my blog. It seems other blog also died out as well. Kevin blog is the funniest. His blog died for like more then a year, then he resurrect it, then 2 entry, die back. Really the cha dou. Itu Tanglung Hijau also alive a while and die.

These few days I have been quite busy. The life was like attending classes, practice in labs, go gym, go work, on9, and etc. No ending it seems. Monday till Thursday go class. Then after class, my friend will asked me to join him in the networking lab to do some lab exercise. Then at night, got time go do gym. Then go home cook my own dinner. Then at night, go on9. Every morning, my routine is, fill the bath tub with warm water. Then go fried the rice. Then go bath. Then get change. Then have a HEAVY breakfast which is Fried Rice with prawns, eggs, hams, and etc. This is the morning routine everyday. I don’t consume rice at night.For the past 5 years (including holidays) I have been doing computing courses, this is the first time I am enjoying my course. Computer networks is really fun for me. Althought the first choice is still Psychology, but Computer Networks is fine too.

-Credits Roll-

The Lone Skylinez
Main Cast
Vincent Joe Y. Tan
John Hin Fung Chan
Zach Wong

Guest Star
Fu Qian
Dong Dong
Roonak

Executive ProducerThe Producer

-END of Credit Roll-

Well, so far, after 4 -5 weeks of study, I have made a few new friends. Fu Qian, a Chinese guy from Beijing. Dong Dong, a Chinese girl from China. Roonak, an Iranian. Zach also join the group. Fu Qian is quite good in networking. He is the one who taught all of us during the practice. Here, lemme show you my library punya video

As for the Infernal Affairs spoof, I have written the Idiots Affairs a.k.a Mou Liu Dou. It will have

Vincent Joe Y. Tan spoofing Tony Leung
Kevin Chen spoofing Andy Lau
Michael Lee spoofing Eric Tsang
Steven Wong spoofing Anthony Wong
Eddy Wong
spoofing Chapman To
Ryan Mak
spoofing Lam Ka Tung or Leon Lai
Jin Leong
spoofing Sammi Cheng
Yin Wei spoofing Kelly Chen
Richard Lee
spoofing Police Academy Headmaster

Well, although this is the intial cast I plan to place, but maybe some of you might not make it. But, I have finished 3 episode so far. I will begin publishing it today. This time, inorder for me to have time to finish it, it will be on weekly based or until further notice. It will be on every Monday. The first pilot episode will be “The Point of No Return”. Inorder to find out who is who, u compare the name initials ;).

These days I got took a few pictures. As my interest on photography is coming back. I got a few low quality picture to show :p.
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I also have my hair cut. Very de short compared to Kebin jai. Also, these two weeks I was sent to Team Valley for work. It seems that McDonald in Team Valley is lack of staff and crews from all over Newcastle and a few from Sunderland is dispatch to Team Valley. I need to travel around 10KM from Newcastle City Centre to Team Valley. The transport fee is paid by them so I don’t really have any problem. Also, this year my wages is increase by 30 pence. Bagus, I hope I can go for a review and had it increase another 20 pence :p. Each year, the National Standard Salary will increased for 5-7% or more, depending on the job. So, this will balance up the living expenses of the citizen.

On Friday, I went to the supermarket to restock my food supply. This is the most craziest day I have ever had. I have spent 40 pounds for food alone. But I think this supply can last me for 1 month. So I think it is fine.
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Today, I lost my house key. After my class finished at 12pm. I felt that something is missing. When I touch my pocket, it seems my house key is not with me. I searched my bag. None. Then I cycle back all the way I took this morning. None. I was hoping the key is somewhere nearby. And indeed it is very nearby. It still sticking in the keyhole of my front door. Luckily no one break in :p. It will be easily open with a key and my stuff will habis. Have to be extra careful next time :p.

Today also mark the 15th day I have not having any taps. I am experimenting it. And a few more days, it will be the 1st anniversary of having taps. I think I will have one when I attend the Halloween party. But currently I am not buying any cost I think it is quite expensive here, so far :p. So far, I consider tap like snacks or biscuit. If I have a pack of biscuit in front of me, I will be keep eating it all day. But when there is not, my desire to crave is not there, so as the tap. So, if I dun buy, I have no problem of stopping it.

Alright, I will be posting Idiots Affairs shortly. Hope you all enjoy. See ya around.

-The End-

Monday, October 09, 2006

Possible Upcoming Series

First of all, I thanks for all of those who keep supporting both Sunny Skylinez and The Lone Skylinez series so far. It has been a great pleasure to work with these “actors” =p. Well, recently I have been watching Infernal Affairs trilogy. For your information, I have a habit to watch a movie a few hundred of times. Then I might even imitate some scenes =p. Crazy man as you would say.

Yesterday, while I was bathing, suddenly an idea struck my head to write a spoof about Infernal Affairs. The actor list in my mind is

Vincent Joe Y. Tan spoofing Tony Leung
Kevin Chen spoofing Andy Lau
Michael Lee spoofing Eric Tsang
Steven Wong spoofing Anthony Wong or others
Eddy Wong spoofing Chapman To or Lam Ka Tung
Ryan Mak spoofing Lam Ka Tung or Leon Lai
Jin Leong spoofing Sammi Cheng
Yin Wei spoofing Kelly Chen

Well these are the list so far. But the main problem is, should I spoof it directly where there are casualties or I just spoof like “Love is a Many Stupid Thing” by Wong Jing?

As for Ocean 10, the production is indefinitely postponed or cancelled for the time being. I hope this series I will be able to finish it. Currently, I got several ideas, but I have to compile it first before I reveal it. So far, the working title might be Idiot Affairs or 無聊道 (Wu Liao Dao) [Mou Liu Dou].

-The Producer, Vincent Joey-

Friday, October 06, 2006

Sunny Skylinez – Season 5 – Episode: Ghost in the Shell Part 2

We arrived around 7.45pm. My father asked me to tell Kevin to park his car nearby. Then we go look for the table. The dinner is held at an empty space in the Chempaka morning market. There were around 30-40 tables. I finally found the table with my father name written on it.
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-Credit Roll-

Sunny Skylinez
Main cast
Kevin Chen
Michael Lee Tze Loong
Steven Wong Wei Ming
Eddy Wong Sai Seng

Guest Star
Emperor
Empress Mary
Edward Tan Sam Yew
Winston Tan Win Yew
and
Kan Yin Wei as Luwee

SPECIAL Guest Appearance
Vincent Joe Y. Tan

Executive ProducerThe Producer

-END of Credit Roll-

There were a few auntie went on the stage and sang those oldies. Haha, quite funny though. Well, most of the attendee were uncle auntie around late 30s to early 40s. I think, only our table is full of young peoples =p. The food were serve around 8.30pm. On the menu, it stated 8 dishes. I forgot what dishes were serve, but I remember there is shark fin sup, which is all time favorite =p.
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On the middle of the dinner, the committee held an auction. The item on the auction is those religious items. Anyone can place a bid. I remember the starting bid is around RM168. It is a nice number, most of the bid is place with numbers like 168, 188, 228, and etc. The bid can go to thousand of ringgits. My father even bid an item. It is known as “zui bo pun”, something like treasure pot, with the meaning of good fortune.
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Beer is served FOC. I think I drank 2 or 3 bottle. But Eddy were wasted =p. The dinner ends around 11pm. Kevin’s car was blocked by another car. I asked my father to return home first while I go with Kevin. A few minute later, the other car moved and we all return to my home.
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We camp at my room for a while. Eddy was a little wasted, you can see from the picture =p. The original to meet with Michelle, Aemy, and Joo Lee is cancelled due to Kevin DDLYness. So, we all go “gao gao chan in my room”. We took a few pictures with Steven’s professional camera, but the user was a noob. My mum suddenly came up and brought us a plate of rambutans and longan.
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Then Eddy show us a funny clip known as “Hard Gay”. Well, it is not about gay, but a funny Japanese man dressing up like a crazy person and go kacau-kacau. Around 1am, Kevin said he wanna go home because he need to work on the morning. But I don’t let all of them go, I hold them and show them a few movies I’ve downloaded. Later, after they all DDLY, I let them go. Thanks everyone for the good time =p.
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-The END-

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Sunny Skylinez – Season 5 – Episode: Ghost in the Shell Part 1

It is July the 13th in Chinese lunar calendar, which indicated the Ghost Festival is near. Chempaka committee have held a dinner to celebrate the event. Any one can book a seat or a table for the dinner. The Emperor have booked a table. He asked me if I can invite my friend to join the dinner as well. As ordered, I mass smsed to my friends. They were Eddy, Kevin, Michael, Ryan. Steven, and Luwee. After that, I awaits for their replies.

-Credit Roll-

Sunny Skylinez
Main cast
Kevin Chen
Michael Lee Tze Loong
Steven Wong Wei Ming
Eddy Wong Sai Seng

Guest Star
Emperor
Empress Mary
Edward Tan Sam Yew
Winston Tan Win Yew
Ryan Mak Kah Mun
and
Kan Yin Wei as Luwee

SPECIAL Guest Appearance
Vincent Joe Y. Tan
and
Chai Chai as The Royal Cat

Executive ProducerThe Producer

-END of Credit Roll-

It was 9am. I checked my phone, the first sms I got was from Ryan. He asked me if it can be postponed to other day because he is busy. I think he misunderstood my message. Well he thought it was a dinner held by my father, but it was an event held by committee. So, he told me he couldn’t come.
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While Michael also told me he couldn’t attend it himself because he got a shift that particular day. While Steven, Eddy, Kevin, and Luwee are free to attend. The venue will be at Kampung Chempaka, Sunday 8pm. Well, actually Kevin has planned to have me meeting with Michelle, Aemy, and Joo Lee on Sunday night. So, me and Kevin change the plan and we will meet them after the dinner.

Kevin arrived around 6.45pm. I invited him into my room. We chatted for a while. Then Steven and Eddy arrived around 7pm. Then Luwee called. She said she has arrived to the KJ station. I asked Kevin to fetch her. I sat on his newly modified Satria which is turbocharged. Steven and Eddy said they will wait outside the house and go around the park. I asked Kevin to test his turbo. He downshifts from 4th gear to 3rd and step on the accelerator. I felt the power a little. I wanted him to test the 2nd gear but he refused. What a sucker =p. We took Luwee from the station and head to my house.
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When we arrived, I saw Eddy and Steven were playing basketball nearby the park. I invited them into the house and wait for departure. I introduced my pet cat to them. His name is Chai Chai. A very cute white cat =p. He is a little shy when came in contact with strangers. I was one of them when I first came back to Malaysia. But it will response very wild with you when he felt comfortable you’re your presence. Around 7.30pm, we drove to the dinner. I followed my dad’s car while Kevin fetch the others to the destination.
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To be continued…

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Lone Skylinez – Season 3 – Episode 002: The Ride

Yes, we are into episode 2 of The Lone Skylinez. When the times come, I will do an episode of Sunny Skylinez on Season 5. So right now, pls bear with me =p.

On last Thursday, I attended an English course which is specially organized for overseas student like me. It will not be doing anything like low level English course, but focusing on how to write report in MSc level and doing some presentation as well. On the first day, he gave us an assignment which is to write a letter to John. Basically, he wants us to introduce our course and previous skill in the letter, but I neglect his request and I wrote a whole different letter which tells about a sci-fi series Stargate Atlantis…

-Credits Roll-

The Lone Skylinez
Main Cast
Vincent Joe Y. Tan
John Hin Fung Chan

Executive ProducerThe Producer

-END of Credit Roll-

I forgot to introduce the English lecturer. His name is John Mc…Mc…well, John Mc something la. He told me a joke that a letter says “Dear John” means a break-up letter usually send by a wife to a husband who is fighting a war far away. So you can say “Dear John Letter” to represent break-up letter. John also is use to represent client of a prostitute. Like “How many Johns you have served?”. As for Johnny, it stands for condom. “Are you wearing a Johnny?”. John also can be stands for toilet. Also, in London, people in the pub address their customer regularly as John, even though you are not John. =p.

I got my new library card last Tuesday. Well, it is a little different from the previous one but none the less, same. My bicycle was vandalized 5 months ago and I didn’t fix it. Right now, it is getting harder to cycle. The front brake gone, front and rear gears gone, rear tire bengkok a little. The only brake functioning is the rear. And each time I release the brake, the rear brake clamp fail to release the brake properly, which cost you tires to scratch with the brake, and you will find it very hard to paddle. I decided to get a new bike if the cost to fix is more then the cost of a new bike. The red circle indicates the damage of the bike.
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After I got the quote, it seems the new bike prize is much more reasonable. Here is my new ride. They say it cost me around 50 pound to fix while the new bike is 70. So I guess, I'll just spend 20 more pound for a new bike.
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On Saturday, me and John prepared Bak Kut Teh for dinner. Well, it was any hard to prepare as I have thought, just throw in the herb packet and adjust the taste by putting soy sauce, dark soy sauce, sugar, salt, and oyster sauce. Then when you put the pork meat into the sup, voila, you have Bak Kut The. In the picture, it seems I am getting out of shape. Haven’t joined the gym yet. A little lazy now a days. Maybe will join on Monday.

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Well, after this few occasions, it seems I have developed my interest in cooking and photographing again, which I have abandoned after the “Evil Within” incident 9 months ago. Good progress I guess. Still suffering from Memento syndrome nonetheless.

- The End -