Memoir of an APIITian

Chapter III: Beauty and the Leaf

In Jusco, I worked with a girl called Ah Mun. I think I started around May 2003. She is a year older then me and she is my senior staff. Let me, Jiraiya describe about her. Again, she is a year older then me. A high skool graduate from Ipoh. She have a cute round, well not so round, let say round and jovial face. Slim physical appearance. Pretty, or should I say “fit” ;). It was months ago in September 2007 where I’ve learned this word “fit”. A Vietnamese friend Danny taught me. He said pretty girls with nice body and pretty face are simply classified as “fit”. That day, I went out with a girl friend to buy some groceries. When I came back, Danny asked me is she “fit”? I answered him. I answered him. I answered him. Got it? =p. Anyway, she is a girl friend, not girlfriend. Notice the way I use the word. I say “a girl friend” instead of “my girlfriend”. So, there is a very distinctive difference. Lets cut the present and rewind to the past.

Ah Mun boyfriend is from Ipoh as well. He works in Mid Valley as chef or something. Although she is my senior but she never bullied me. Well, maybe I allow her appearance to cloud my judgment, but nevermind I guess =p. Still, she treats me nicely. Note to perverts: In 2003, digi cam technology is kinda expensive and primitive, so I don’t have her picture. You'll get what I mean ;).

Alice is my supervisor. Although Ah Mun is very hardworking, but Alice is very bias on her. I don’t know why. Ah Mun told me because she is “fit”ter then Alice. I have to agree on this statement. Alice is not that “fit”. Her body is “fit” but not her facial. Despite that, Alice treated me far better then she treats Ah Mun. Commented my work and stuff. Even Ah Mun told me about it. But there is no jealousy between us. She knows that Alice is bias on girls “fit”ter then her and prefer guys, even with my chubby out look =p. Maybe I have my own Kekkei Genkai as well, which I don’t realize it myself. Well, I am not interested in describing Alice.

Still, sometimes Ah Mun will leave the work to me while she is stands aside and rest. Her reason was “I am pregnant”. I was 19 at that time. Childish and naive. I believe treating a pregnant lady is a good thing to do. So I allowed her. But came to a time where she will reveal the pregnancy thing was a joke. That joke is kinda reuse and the effectiveness is still there. Naive me.

One of my jobs is to collect the copy of company receipt from each cashier. When the customer buys something, I will write them a receipt and gave to the customer. The receipt has 3 copies. One is the record copy, which stick on the receipt book. The customer gets a company copy and customer copy. Once the customer paid, the cashier will split the receipt, and keep the company copy. While collecting my own company copies, I also used my ninjutsu to collect other company copies. I will then hand to their respective counters and used this method to make friends with them. Especially the counter with “fit” girls =p. Yes, Yes, say it. I also collect for department who acknowledge me as friends. But I got scolded by Ah Mun for doing this. Haha, but I still do it.

During the quiet times, I will go to Kabuto counter and chit-chat with him. That is how we kill time. We have 3 type of shift. Morning shift is 10am to 6pm, afternoon shift is 2pm till 10pm, and full shift is 10am to 10pm. I got mostly afternoon shift and full shift. That Ah Mun took all the morning. I have to admit that she genjutsu me. I complied her orders. Adui…

I enjoyed walking to Kabuto counter. There are 2 “fit” girls working there. Lucky bus3rd. Purposely go there to chit-chat with Kabuto while “trying” to flirting on the girls. Well, I have to admit that time, my ninjutsu is not so great, so, I don’t get good result on that. While Kabuto, with his Kekkei Genkai, does not hit, but got hit instead. Again, lucky bus3rd =p.

Here, let me describe the two “fit” girls in Kabuto’s counter. By the way, Kabuto works in SEED Men. They are Ah May and Cat. Ratings are Ah May the first and Cat the second. Ah May is 2 years my junior. It seems that she came from the same high skool like me. She has a diamond shape face and long hair. Fair skin. “Fit” body. SEED staff requires to wear it company T-Shirt and pants. They are very tight and that show off her body to full potential *drool. Catherine, or Cat, which the name she like to be called, well she has all the attribute Ah May have but I personally ranked her second. Well, if you look at the picture, there is 2 more staff in SEED. I didn’t mention them. Since, ermm…since…let just say the story has to move on;)

I seldom encounter Rock Lee. He was send down to Ladies department, a floor below Men’s Department. Ah Mun allowed me to walk around when it is quiet, but only on the same floor. Still I will find a chance to sneak down to check out Rock Lee. He told me he is observing a chick which we classified as “Evo 3”. If my memory serves me right, her name is Jacqueline. She is classified as “Evo 3” because she wears all black. I think she is approximately 8 – 10 years my senior. But I think her body is “fit”. Her facial can be consider “fit” also. Just the age clouded my ranking. Listen, and listen carefully, she attract Rock Lee attention, and mine(ofcoz) for a reason. Listen again, her genjutsu was wearing the pants at lower hip level where her red thong is EXTREMELY visible to the NAKED eye. That was her genjutsu. I forgot how I got her name. Somehow, I just went there and hit on her with ninjutsu and get acquainted.

Cast

Jiraiya – Vincent Joey T.
Kabuto – WindWalker
Rock Lee – giasens
Ah Mun - As Herself
Alice - As Herself
Danny - As Himself
Ah May - As Herself
Ah Cat - As Herself
Jacqueline - As Herself

Review: Chapter III

This chapter explores my personality is almost, and I say almost similar to this character Jiraiya in Naruto Universe. One if them is:

Jiraiya enjoys finding pretty chiq company
I enjoy accompany pretty chiqs

Jiraiya is a mischieve person
I am a mischif person myself

Anyway, I would like to inform the reader that this memoir is nothing but the truth in my point of view ONLY. Ok, I admit, I fabricated a few facts as well =p. The reason was to make it a little humorous and also to avoid hurting anyone. Still my writing contradicts the claims I made. After all, this is my blog, until I am ordered by the higher authority to stop writing then I shall comply, else, I’ll write what I want =p. The first few chapters demonstrated the light moment of my life. But in the later chapters, darker moment in my life could be published in order complete this memoir. Thanks for reading anyway =p.

Dictionary

Ninjutsu = Ninja Technique. In Naruto universe, ninjutsu is compromised of offensive and defense technique. Mostly it is physical technique like manipulating Fire Element can cast fireball, which is an offensive technique or using Earth Element to cast mud wall as defensive technique. In my memoir, I simply used it to describe some normal technique =p

Genjutsu = literally means Illusionary Technique. In Naruto universe, genjutsu is also a offensive and defensive technique but it is a mind technique rather then physical. Even thou it is an illusion, but the mind make it real, so it still hurts. But in my memoir, anything illusionary is consider genjutsu =p.