Vincent's Story - 無聊道 || Idiot Affairs -

無聊道
Idiot Affairs

Episode 003
Double Agent

Year 2006

SYCOM. Kelly walks into the shop. He looked around the shop, full of computer peripherals placed the display case. It seems there is no one in the shop.

KELLY: Halow, halow!!

(Joey rose up. He was crouching behind the 2 foot display case.)

JOEY: Meh si? (Yawn.)

(Joey face seems like he just woke up from a sleep, a sleepy look.)

KELLY: Err...I wanted to buy a speaker.

JOEY: What model you are looking for?

KELLY: Can I see what model you have?

JOEY: Come, over there.

(Joey walks him to the speaker department. There were a lot of speaker models in the rack. Kelly slowly scans the rack.)

KELLY: Any recommendation? I am looking for gaming and music.

JOEY: Hmm, this one la. The Logitech X530 5.1 Speaker. Combine with an external Sound Blaster Audigy 2 NX. Just like Tony Leung said “Kou Yum Team, Chung Yum Zhun, Die Yum Keng”. Here, we play this mp3.

(Joey plugs the speaker and the sound card into a workstation. Then he plays the MP4 – Lei Lou Dau Sok K. Both of them listen the sound quality. Joey seems to be satisfied with the product. After a few minute listening to the music, Kelly went to the next rack, he found another model.)

KELLY: Hey, try this one. Listen to this kind of music, this Altec Lansing ADA106 is better.

(Joey took the speaker and plugs it into the sound card. They listen to the same music again. After a while, Joey was amazed with the sound quality produced by ADA106.)

KELLY: Well, if I buy both of this, got discount or not?

JOEY: You buy the speaker here. The sound card you go get from Jusco. If you got the J Card, it will be a lot cheaper.

KELLY: Alright.

(Joey took Kelly to the checkout and he bought the speaker with credit card. One man walks in to the shop. He is wearing a SYCOM uniform, unlike Joey, who is on his casual outfit. Kelly walks out from the shop. Before he reaches to the main door, he looks back and asked Joey.)

KELLY: You sure the Jusco sells a lot cheaper with a J card?

JOEY: Yea, trust me. A lot cheaper.

(Kelly gave Joey an OK sign and walks out. The man with the SYCOM uniform confronts Joey.)

FAI: Woi Yew Jai, I asked you to “jaga” my shop, not advertising people’s shop la.

JOEY: Fai ko, you stuff really expensive man. Furthermore, you forced me to “jaga” the shop for you. Yesterday I also not enough sleep.

FAI: But you also no need like this ma, I am your cousin you know.

JOEY: Cousin tai sai ar, no pay me also. I got to go la. Got work.

(Joey walks out from the shop.)

APIIT TPM, ROOFTOP. A man in suit is walking to the east, at the direction where Joey is waiting. That man was Stephen.

STEPHEN: Hey, how are you?

JOEY: Lei wah leh? Last time you told me it will be only 3 semester. Then you request me to work for another 3 semester. And another 3 semester. How long now? 4 years already man…F**king hell…

STEPHEN: You f**k me again I will delete your identity in the database. You can stay as a hawker forever. Do remember that only I alone know your true identity.

JOEY: I still got Robert. He can back me up, unlike you. Always spin me around with your stories and CON me with it.

STEPHEN: You didn’t know, it seems. Left us, Robert has. In peace, he is…

JOEY: You mean he die jor?

STEPHEN: Your head, die. Resigned, he has. Offered a job for him, the NBA has. You and me, the only one left is…my young padawan.

JOEY: =_=” Can you please stop the Star Wars Yoda wannabe.

STEPHEN: In brief, Robert is no more and you are now directly under me. Anyway, did you learn what is Marcus’s secret menu for the competition.

JOEY: Nope.

STEPHEN: You really the “cha sui”. Tiny stuff you also couldn’t do.

JOEY: Woi!! I only started to work in Marcus’s restaurant 3 month ago. You think very easy ar? You do la!! Tiu…

Joey was very irritated with the behavior of his superior. Stephen was taken aback. Both of them broke into silence for a few minute.

JOEY: Gimme some more time. I will tell you as soon as possible. He ordered an item from South Africa. But I don’t know what it is, he is a very careful person.

STEPHEN: Ok, once you finish this assignment, I will transfer you back.

JOEY: Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. You have said this more then 9000 times.

STEPHEN: This time is for real ok. Trust me. Here, take this. (He hand him a Nokia 6630 phone.)

JOEY: A Nokia 6630? What is this for?

STEPHEN: This phone got 3G, can use to do video conferencing. Anything you can show me by using the 3G function.

JOEY: =_=”…Come on, you are what? A regional manager right? Still using this crap ar? Here, I borrow you mine. (Took out his Nokia N80.) Nah, this is what I call 3G phone, got 2 camera wan, with advance features. (He hand it to Stephen.)

STEPHEN: =_=”…Now you lansi me la… (Yet, he took the phone from Joey.)

JOEY: … And by the way, why we must always meet at APIIT TPM rooftop? Why not other place? You think you Infernal Affair punya story ar?

STEPHEN: You like or I like?

Suddenly, an Indian man approached. His hair is all white and with a moustache. He wears a blue shirt with a tie.

ANTHONY: What are you two doing here?

STEPHEN: Err, sir, just enjoying the view sir.

JOEY: Ya, haha.

ANTHONY: You two no longer an APIITian. You cannot trespass this area. If you wanna have lunch, you can go to the basement. But you cannot access to our APIIT building anymore. Else I will have to call the police.

STPEHEN: Ok sir. Won’t happen again sir.

ANTHONY: Ok, now please leave the area.

(Anthony walks away.)

JOEY: You see, now kena tiu by Anthony. Happy la.

STEPHEN: Hai la hai la. We go down yumcha. You blanja ok?

JOEY: Nah!!(Show his middle finger.)

TO BE CONTINUE...

Executive Producer
Vincent J. Tan

Cast

Kevin C. as KELLY
Vincent T. as JOEY
Steven W. as STEPHEN
Michael L. as MARCUS

Guest Cast

Fai as Himself
Anthony as Himself

Director
Vincent J. Tan

Story
Vincent J. Tan